“FREQUENTLY ASKED” QUESTIONS

Why are your comics so weird?

--Because i am lazy and shiftless and i can't hold the pencil properly because i have rubber mallets instead of hands due to an improbable industrial accident involving a vat of molten lead and some gypsies.

So why do you bother?

--Because i prefer uncompromised self-expression to money, success, and respect.

Why does everyone hate me?

--Because your favorite band is The Killers.

What is buried at Oak Island?

--Jimmy Hoffa, in Elvis' clothes. The plot thickens...

Is it “Virus Comics” or “Virus Comix“??

--It’s now “Virus Comix,” because i decided to change it on a whim. Which turned out for the best, because some dodgy Russians went and registered “viruscomics.com” before i could. Bastards. Don’t go to their website.

Why is your website so lousy?

--Because I have a personal vendetta against you and your love of quality web design.

I found the secret gallery on your lousy website--do I get a prize?

--Not anymore! All three prizes have been awarded, so the secret gallery is no longer secret. Go here to see it!

What is the real name of the “pound sign” (#)?

--It is an “octothorp.”